Archive for December, 2008


How does the noose even stay on when he has no neck? It makes no sense!

How does the noose even stay on when he has no neck? It makes no sense!

December 1st, 2008

If denial is a river then deception is the flood.

If denial is a river then deception is the flood.

December 2nd, 2008

Never hit a horse in the teeth with a gift shovel.

Never hit a horse in the teeth with a gift shovel.

December 3rd, 2008

Never hit a horse in the teeth with a gift shovel.

Never hit a horse in the teeth with a gift shovel.

December 4th, 2008

Einstein’s theory of relative violence.

Einstein’s theory of relative violence.

December 5th, 2008

I’m a really annoying badass who talks to himself in the mirror in a nasally voice.

I’m a really annoying badass who talks to himself in the mirror in a nasally voice.

December 8th, 2008

Its like that scene in Ghost where they learn how to Dirty Dance.

Its like that scene in Ghost where they learn how to Dirty Dance.

December 9th, 2008

He keeps the sticker on it too.

He keeps the sticker on it too.

December 10th, 2008

Next you’re going to ask me why I bribe my congressman.

Next you’re going to ask me why I bribe my congressman.

December 11th, 2008

I’d vote for cherry, but I’m a non-voting felon.

I’d vote for cherry, but I’m a non-voting felon.

December 15th, 2008

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